What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

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-mwahh

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]